i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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