we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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