this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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