i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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