Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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