I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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