You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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