i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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