there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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