Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm at about main and main street
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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