normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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