Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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