sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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