its not stalking. its research.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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