I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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