More tranny stories later!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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