She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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