How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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