The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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