i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
