I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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