people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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