Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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