What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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