When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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