Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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