She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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