so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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