Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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