omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
