I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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