She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I believe in your delicious
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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