This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Randomize
