But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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