Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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