I cockslap morals
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Oh god it's open bar.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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