Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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