the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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