Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
