craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
only you would photoshop your dick
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
