im drinking this country out of the recession.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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