So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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