I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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