handjob tips. give me some.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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