doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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