you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm getting married
To pizza
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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