If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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