Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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