did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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