Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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