i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
40s are totally the cure
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
